Multi-rejected swap shop

Hi all i have up for grabs from the christmas hoard a nice pink la coste jumper and a pair of strippy leg warmers.

What you got to swap?

I'll swap them for Shawoddywoddys greatest hits and a second hand Lady Remingtons Ultra Smooth bikini line shaver (used to belong to the Queen apparently)

I have a Christmas Hamper?

Oh choices if you have got a letter to prove the shaver was used by the queen as well being owned by her that might sway it. Although what goodies are in the hamper?

Anyone else want to throw anything else into the mix?

The hamper is slightly depleted, I've eaten the choclate and drank some wine.... but there is still, fruit cake, christmas pud, shrtbread with raisins, sundried tomatoe biscuit things, and some other weird stuf... I'm thinking of swapping items individually....

I'm thinking of chuckin' em in the bin

keep the trimmer.....

il swap the leg warmers for a 'clarkson thriller' doovde (nothing to do with jacko's thriller)